Comments on Wife in the North: After the horse has bolted

Jonathon Ross, and his ilk, play bursts of appropr...

2008-03-15T09:51:00.000Z

Jonathon Ross, and his ilk, play bursts of appropriate music, as a guest (usually nervously)enters the studio.
I came up with 'Hit The North' by The Fall.
That's all, though.
Any other suggestions- oh, I suppose you're set to write your own bloomin' theme tune, now, eh?
Have you been announced as 'local author'?
I am, in press, referred to as 'local artist'.
Some folk achieve 'celebrated local artist'. (Sigh)

Thank you Aims and Mutley but as I said I am never...

2008-03-14T17:18:00.000Z

Thank you Aims and Mutley but as I said I am never doing it again. Though if there was anything guaranteed to make me change my mind, Mutley's kind offer would obviously be it. Perhaps Mutley we could write a song together instead - do you play the zither?

Further to AIMS comment - I have been saving up fo...

2008-03-14T13:21:00.000Z

Further to AIMS comment - I have been saving up for some new underwear and I wondered if ......

I think you were very very brave. Or naive. No I p...

2008-03-13T16:50:00.000Z

I think you were very very brave. Or naive. No I prefer brave. Well done an' all that. At least you didn't run out screaming...

And take no notice of Norman. I haven't in all my years knowing him. ;0)
Your secret location is safe with us.

We're just having a new roof put on our barn (whic...

2008-03-13T14:26:00.000Z

We're just having a new roof put on our barn (which is our home) ---- you could come over and I'll string a ribbon across the gate and you could 're-open' it once the roofers are done.

I promise no 'huge' fanfare or speeches necessary...

They must like you and have accepted you if you ge...

2008-03-13T14:00:00.000Z

They must like you and have accepted you if you get asked to open a barn. I think that's great.

You didn't tell us what the tea was like. We need to know.

Ooh I didn't realise you there THAT famous.

2008-03-13T11:05:00.000Z

Ooh I didn't realise you there THAT famous.

I apologise for the ditty I left on your site last...

2008-03-13T08:46:00.000Z

I apologise for the ditty I left on your site last night - never blog after a few glasses of wine - it wasn't meant to be offensive, I thought it was hilarious at the time but hindsight is a marvellous thing. I loved this piece and will try to be erudite and witty in the future. Julesritter.com

Its all a changing scenne, isn't it? There was now...

2008-03-12T22:29:00.000Z

Its all a changing scenne, isn't it? There was nowt like that in my day. Beal was just a farm you passed on the way to Lindisfarne.